George Carlin

George Carlin was born on May 12, 1937 at New York City, New York, USA. George Carlin net worth is $10 Million. George Carlin is American born Actor, Producer, Writer. George Carlin has been seen in movies Dogma, Life Is Worth Losing, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Jersey Girl, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Cars, Scary Movie 3, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Outrageous Fortune, George Carlin: Again!, The Prince of Tides, George Carlin: Doin' It Again, Happily N'Ever After, George Carlin: You are All....

Facts of George Carlin

Full NameGeorge Carlin
Net Worth$10 Million
Date Of BirthMay 12, 1937
Age83 years 2 months
HoroscopeTaurus
Died2008-06-22
Place Of BirthNew York City, New York, USA
Height5' 9" (1.75 m)
ProfessionActor, Producer, Writer
EducationCardinal Hayes High School
NationalityAmerican
SpouseBrenda Hosbrook
ChildrenKelly Carlin
ParentsMary Bearey, Patrick Carlin, Sr.
SiblingsPatrick Carlin
AwardsMark Twain Prize for American Humor, Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album, Grammy Hall of Fame, Grammy Award for Best Spoken Comedy Album, American Comedy Awards Lifetime Achievement Award, CableACE Award for Writing an Entertainment Special
NominationsPrimetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special, Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Performer in a Children’s or Pre-School Children’s Series, Primetime Emmy Award for Individual Performance - Variety Or Music Program
MoviesDogma, Life Is Worth Losing, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Jersey Girl, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Cars, Scary Movie 3, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Outrageous Fortune, George Carlin: Again!, The Prince of Tides, George Carlin: Doin' It Again, Happily N'Ever After, George Carlin: You are All...
TV ShowsBill & Ted's Excellent Adventures, Shining Time Station, The George Carlin Show, Streets of Laredo, Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales, Thomas and Friends, Away We Go, The Burns and Schreiber Comedy Hour, Tony Orlando and Dawn
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Quotes of George Carlin

#Quote
1[on The George Carlin Show (1994)] Lesson learned: always check mental health of creative partner beforehand. Loved the actors, loved the crew. Had a great time. Couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.
2For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers...so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse. (Life is Worth Losing)
3On election day, I'll be doing the same thing you folks are doing, except when I'm finished masturbating I'm going to have a little more to show for it. (from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996))
4Who says life is sacred? God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death. (from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996))
5Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me. [...] Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. [from his official website, in response to the massive number of jokes and rants on the internet that are falsely attributed to him.]
6If my teacher could have influenced my sexuality, I would have turned out to be a nun. [During the 1970s, responding to the mistaken belief that gay people "recruit" children and shouldn't be teachers]
7As long as you have observations to make, as long as you can see things and let them register against your template, as long as you're able to take impressions and compare them with the old ones, you will always have material. People have always asked me: 'Don't you ever think you might run out of ideas? Don't you ever worry about not having anything to say anymore?' Occasionally that does flash through your mind, because it's a natural human impulse to think in terms of beginnings and endings. The truth is, I can't run out of ideas - not as long as I keep getting new information and I can keep processing it.
8Always do whatever's next. [from the book Brain Droppings, p215]
9Doing new stuff is a point of pride with me. People may not consider it so, but stand-up comedy is one of the performing arts, and artists are supposed to grow and evolve over time. Through the years, my technique has sharpened, my writing has improved and even my observations have grown richer. I can't do old material; I would feel like a failure. Essentially, this job is that of a writer, but a writer who doesn't produce new work all the time is not a writer - he's a typist.
10Did you ever do this? Look at your dog and think of the saddest thing you can think of. It'll look like it's happening to your dog. All the sadness of the world is in the eyes of a dog. [from On Location: Carlin at Carnegie (1983)]
11That's my job: thinking up goofy shit. [Said on several different recordings, including A Place for My Stuff]
12[on being fired from his Las Vegas lounge act in the the early '60s]: I was fired for saying 'shit' in a town where the most popular game is called 'craps'. [from the album "FM & AM"]
13I collected autographs as a kid - not in any sort of hardcore way, but just by hanging around the stage doors. And I loved Danny Kaye. He was in the stage show at Radio City, and I went and I stood at that door for over an hour. It was a rainy, cold day - I wasn't in the direct rain, but it was very cold and it was getting dark. And I stood there and waited for Danny Kaye, and he came and I was the only kid there. And he walked right past me. He wouldn't even say anything. And I did my little rap, "Oh please, please, please . . ." And then later I see him with these UNICEF kids, with 30 of them sitting on his lap, and I knew he was full of shit.
14I enjoy criticizing on the basis of "It's you folks." Because I never felt a part of this, I never identified with a local group. I never belonged to any club, organization, or state. I love New York City, but that's a chauvinist thing. I suppose it's a belonging thing. I'm not proud of this country, I don't care what happens to it, I honestly don't give a shit if it all goes up in flames. Having that freedom just made the writing so much more fun.
15[in his will, regarding his funeral] I wish no public service of any kind. I wish no religious service of any kind. I prefer a private gathering at my home, attended by friends and family members... It should be extremely informal, they should play rhythm and blues music, and they should laugh a lot.
16Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty"]
17The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done". [from George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984)]
18Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
19Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty"]
20Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right. [from the introduction to the book "Brain Droppings"]
21Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. [from the book "Brain Droppings", p88]
22I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. [from the book Napalm & Silly Putty]
23I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. [from "An Interview with Jesus", from the album "A Place for My Stuff"]
24I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
25[March 1997] We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit".
26I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. [from the book "Brain Droppings"]
27I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. [unsourced]
28Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. [from the book "Brain Droppings"]
29Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer. [from the book "Napalm & Silly Putty]
30Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy. Second is not all that bad. [from the book "Brain Droppings"]
31When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
32If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire. [from the book Brain Droppings, 1997]
33If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it; it is something that I like to do.
34Most people are not particularly good at anything. [from the book "Brain Droppings"]

Quick Facts of George Carlin

#Fact
1He appeared in three films directed by Kevin Smith: Dogma (1999), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) and Jersey Girl (2004).
2Worked at WEZE AM in Boston, Massachusetts in 1960. The newsman at the time was Jack Burns who partnered with Carlin as a comedy team. On weekends, they decided to.commandeer the news can to.go to out of state gigs. Unfortunately for the station, one of these weekends there was a breakout at Walpole prison. When the station manager told Carlin of it and that they had needed.the news can then to cover the story. Carlin asserted that they could use the can at the next breakout. They were not amused, and George along with Jack Burns was fired.
3Despite his famous stage persona as an angry, volatile man, he was known to be a very kind, quiet and shy man offstage.
4He looked at playing Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station (1989) as a form of "community service". Despite this, he admitted to enjoying playing Mr. Conductor and liked that people could see him for something other than "an angry old man on stage".
5Was childhood friends with Dave Wilson. They attended summer camp together where they performed.
6During his stint in the Air Force, he was court martialed three times.
7He suffered heart attacks in 1978, 1982, and 1991.
8Named after his uncle, George Beary.
9Release of his autobiography, "Last Words" by George with Tony Hendra, will be set for November 2009. [July 2009]
10He once met a young fan of Shining Time Station at an airport, and rather than disillusion him by telling him that Mr. Conductor didn't exist, he patiently explained that he was "on vacation" from the magical island.
11Was the first posthumous recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
12Ran into IRS troubles in the late '70s and early '80s during another lull in work and after a heart attack when his accountants just stashed his tax bills away hoping things would "perk up". He didn't finally get out from under them until years later.
13Although his mother almost had an abortion when she was pregnant with him, he has spoken out in favor of abortion rights and even convinced his wife, Brenda, to have one when she became pregnant again in the late '60s, right in the middle of his financial troubles stemming from his outspokenness and lack of clubs willing to book him for it. According to his autobiography, since it was in the days before Roe v Wade when abortion was illegal in California, they had to meet the abortion providers in a parking lot in Burbank, and Brenda was blindfolded for the trip to the clinic and back.
14According to George Carlin's posthumously released autobiography "Last Words", he was planning to release a comedy concert movie called 'The Illustrated George Carlin' in the late 1970s, around the same time as Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979). He had part of his second comedy concert, On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix (1978), recorded on film and had planned animated segments and live-action reenactments of his bits (these animated segments would later wind up in his 1984 HBO concert George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984). The project went as far as pre-production and casting for the live-action segments, but was abandoned when Carlin ran out of money. He said he didn't regret it since the material wasn't up to his usual best and said it was part of his "micro-world" of stand-up.
15He was awarded a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for Live Theatre at 1555 Vine Street in Hollywood, California.
16Died two days before the 10th anniversary of his marriage to Sally Wade.
17According to George in his A&E Biography profile, when he was young and would ask his mother what the meaning of a word was, she would invariably answer "Go look it up in the dictionary". He says his fascination with words, their meanings, and word play, is where is comedy routine comes from: The dissection of "words". Even his infamous "Seven Dirty Words" routine is about the meanings of these "bad" words.
18Close friends with Joe Pesci and said he "prayed to him instead of God".
19Worked as a radio DJ in the northeastern United States.
20Worked as a Disc Jockey at KJOE-AM Shreveport, Louisiana.
21Worked as a Disc Jockey at KXOL-AM 1360 in Fort Worth, Texas for nine months. He was hired on the spot by Program Director Bob Bruton. There he met newsman Jack Burns. They went on to work together as a comedy duo.
22Worked with Jack Burns on Los Angeles' KNX-AM in the morning as the Wright Brothers.
23His first wife, Brenda Carlin, was always listed as Executive Producer on all his TV specials until her death. She died of cancer.
24In 1983, he returned to Cardinal Hayes High School for the school's first Hall of Fame dinner-dance, and it was to honor Msgr. Stanislaus P. Jablonski. Jablonski was the priest who told him that "maybe he should attend another school." (He did briefly and returned.) Although they were adversaries as Principal/Student, they had a sense of respect for each other.
25Friend of Richard Belzer.
26Second-born son of Patrick Carlin, Sr., and Mary Carlin.
27Business partner and best friend of Jerry Hamza.
28Spent years writing a one-man show that he planned to do on Broadway before his death. Working titles included "Watch My Language" and "New York City Boy".
29Joined the U.S. Air Force as a radar technician.
30He and his older brother Patrick were raised by a single mother in New York City. Their mother Mary died in 1984 at age 89.
31Younger brother of Patrick Carlin.
32Father-in-law of Bob McCall.
33Awarded the 2008 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor by the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
34Just before Christmas 2005, he experienced significant shortage of breath and other heart-related symptoms. On Christmas Day he entered Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills. During an eight-day stay he was treated for a lung infection and narrowed arteries. He received antibiotics and an angioplasty that included the placement of a double stent. The procedure was successful, but he was advised to take things slowly in the New Year.
35Has many popular writings on the Internet being falsely attributed to him, such as the anonymous commentaries "I Am a Bad American" and "The Paradox of Our Time," along with several lists of one-liner jokes. Carlin states on his website that he did not write them, and "nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website.
36Attended (but was expelled from) Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, New York--the same alma mater as Regis Philbin, Martin Scorsese, George Dzundza, Jamal Mashburn and Don DeLillo.
37Irish-American.
38Daughter, Kelly Carlin-McCall, was born in 1963.
39Appeared in The Simpsons (1989) episode "D'oh-in' in the Wind," playing a former hippie. In a previous episode of the show, Krusty the Clown is told he's being sued by Carlin for stealing the "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television."
40His list of the Seven Words You Can't Say on TV are referenced in Private Parts (1997).
41Chosen as #2 in Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (April 2004).
42Biography in: "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith. Pg. 91-93. New York: Facts on File, 1992. ISBN 0816023387
43His wife, Brenda Carlin, died one day before his sixtieth birthday.
44Some of his comedy influences include Spike Jones, The Marx Brothers, Danny Kaye, Jerry Lewis, Lenny Bruce, and Bob Newhart.
45Was educated mostly in Catholic schools in New York City.
46The radio broadcast of an uncensored version of his routine "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on Radio or Television" became the center of a debate over censorship and FCC legislation over profanity.
47Jack Burns and Carlin were a comedy team from 1960-1962. When they parted ways in 1962, Burns joined the Second City comedy group in Chicago, and Carlin pursued a solo stand-up comedy career.
48Received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star in January 1987. It's located at the corner of Vine and Selma Streets, between Sunset and Hollywood Boulevards. Milton Berle presided over the ceremony.
49Inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame in November 1994.
50He was the first-ever host of Saturday Night Live (1975) on 10/11/75, as well as the first-ever host of Fridays (1980), an ABC show fashioned after "SNL".
51Starred in 14 HBO specials from 1977 until his death in 2008.
52Has received two Grammys: for his albums "FM & AM" (1972) and "Jammin' in New York" (1993).

Trademarks of George Carlin

#Trademark
1Often discussed social and political issues, especially in the latter part of his career
2Heavy New York accent
3Beard
4Jokes about religion
5Raspy voice
6His forever-famous "7 Words You Can't Say on TV"
7Since the 1990s, wears all black clothing for his stand-up performances
8Salty standup comedy monologues with a strong content emphasis on social commentary and language.
9Stand-up comedy that usually focuses on one of three categories: peculiarities of the English language, "the little world" (observational humor), and "the big world" (social commentary), often with a disparaging edge.

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